Love Thy Vehicle… But How Much is Too Much?
Mechaphilia can be best described as the ultimate love for cars. Not the brother and sister love that some feel after slipping behind the wheel of a BMW M3, classic Mustang Shelby 350, 500 BHP Dodge Viper SRT10 Roadster, or wide body turbo Porsche 930. But the actual marriage and then consummate your relationship kind of love.
If you hadn’t already seen this story on the UK’s Five TV, about two months ago they ran a story on a 57 year old man who has had love affairs with vehicles ever since he was 15 years old (he is now 57). He claims that he has never really been able to get close to humans as much as he has his cars, and currently is in a relationship with a 1960’s (we’ll withhold her exact age, as you how those lady’s can be) Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.

Before Vanilla there was a 1973 Opal GT named Cinnamon, a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash named Ginger, a 1969 VW Beetle named Victoria, and he has admitted to a brief “encounter” with the helicopter from the 80’s hit television series, Airwolf.

He didn’t offer too many details on the Airwolf encounter, as this must have been just one of those meet a machine in a bar and… you know, one thing leads to another, kind of things. But one thing is for sure, we’ll never be able to watch another episode the same way!
But seriously, mechaphilia is considered an actual documented fetish for those who have an extreme love of machines as if they were living, breathing, and loving entities. While many of you will find this story quite disturbing, there is a method to our madness…
For those who have been chastised by your loved ones for spending too much money and time on your babies, waxing, changing oil, installing needless performance bolt-ons, exterior ‘bling’, audio/video equipment, etc., you now have a new line of defense.
The dreaded, “It’s either him/her or me,” may not be as clear cut as it once was. They should watch their step, as they may be more easily replaced than they think!

